Ye-ha!

While their products leave much to be desired, Acme delivery service is second to none;

These products may or may not maintain the nutritional integrity of the vegetable used to produce them.

A screen which echoes the user’s typing, displays text messages, contacts and more.

You mean it controls your actions?

I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time.

It runs Apple’s iOS mobile operating system.